Hilarious takes from Twitteratis on the government’s decision to ban Rs 500 & 1000 notes

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Yes! Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes have got banned all over the country. And if you are feeling somewhat restless about this decision, here are some social media posts to help you have a good laugh. Enjoy!

Well, the legend must be dancing in the heaven….no one beats Bapu

500 and 1000 are temporary, Gandhiji is permanent.

— PythaGauri Theorem (@DramebaazPorgi) November 8, 2016

It’s 24*7*365 SBI lunch hour for Vijay Mallya then….

Vijay Mallya called SBI: I am ready to return all my debts but only in cash of 500 and 1000 notes.?

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 8, 2016

Dhandachanga ho yamanda…..well, it hardly matters nowI

I'm crying.

— Marwaari (@Marwaari) November 8, 2016

Modi apologizing to Gujjus and Marwaris. pic.twitter.com/B9Wpmm35qA

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) November 8, 2016

Is this just a coincidence that Delhi is shining the brightest? Oops….

NASA's picture of Indians staying up whole night counting their 500 & 1000 Re notes pic.twitter.com/3fzoXPkDy7

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) November 8, 2016

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all ~ Rs. 100 note

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. pic.twitter.com/DD9dDerBys

— s h i v a n g i (@TranceCosmos) November 8, 2016

The one on the Rs 2000 note looks the most gorgeous, right?

Gandhi Ji using instagram filters. pic.twitter.com/dXuazLvXMr

— Silly Point (@FarziCricketer) November 8, 2016

Unemployment in Pakistan…

Unemployment in #Pakistan increases as #Modi ban 500 and 1000 notes #ModiFightsCorruption #bindasladki pic.twitter.com/c1KMWGnYh9

— Bindas Ladki (@bindasladki) November 9, 2016